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Thanks for making your way over to us!  We're big on the SAS.  Sarcastic Athletic Shit.  In hopes to give you and those around you a smile (maybe an actual laugh) while you work out, we bring the SAS.  Because what fun is it if you take life too seriously?  Nobody gets out alive!

You can read more about how we got started here

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